Patrick J.Kiger: FAQ
Me with Mom and my late Dad.
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High school basketball. I was a sucky benchwarmer, but I had great shoes.
Q: Is it true that you and Andy Warhol were born in the same
 town? 
 
     Hell no. I was born in McKeesport, PA. Andy Warhol once told somebody
he was from McKeesport, but he was actually born in Pittsburgh. The
only famous person who ever came from McKeesport was Jack "Murph
 the Surf" Murphy, the thief who stole the Star of India diamond in the
1960s.  Like Murph, I later moved around a bit. I lived in southern California for a while, and then moved back east to a funky neighborhood in south Baltimore, around the corner from the 8X10 nightclub and the now-defunct Herb's Bargain Center, where you could buy all these great Asian knockoffs of superhero action figures. For the last decade and a half I've been living in Takoma Park, outside Washington, DC. It's a odd little town full of aging hippies, animal rights fanatics, Prius drivers and people with statues of kangaroos in their yards. Sort of like Santa Cruz or Taos, but without the natural beauty.
 
Q: What is it exactly that you do, anyway?
      

    In various lives I've been a newspaper crime reporter, a freelance writer for magazines ranging from GQ and the Los Angeles Times Magazine to Mother Jones, a nonfiction author for HarperCollins, and a web content creator and blogger for brand-name media sites such as the Discovery Channel, National Geographic Channel and SecondAct.com.  But that doesn't quite convey the essence of what I've done and what I know how to do.

 

Q: Let's try this again. What is it that you do?

 

   Basically, I make my living by being interested in strange stuff--the offbeat and the misunderstood and the frequently unlikely, surprising explanations for what happens around us. I like to get deep into things. I mean really deep. I'm an autodidact and a compulsive researcher, a curator of obscure details and contractions, I love complexity and ambiguity and layers of meaning. I'm the sort of person who came out the theater after seeing David Lynch's movie Mulholland Drive,  thinking that the plot made perfect sense.

   

Q: When I Google the journalistic expression "clear, consise and interesting," I get 1,030,000 hits. Is that a good description of your writing?
 
  Clear and interesting I can roll with, but nobody's ever accused me of being consise.

I have a real Love Jones for digressions and cryptic symbols and backstories. I couldn't agree more with the script of Sherlock Holmes, in which the fictional detective played by Robert Downey, Jr.  assures Watson's fiance that "in fact, the little details are by far, the most important." So go ahead and throw a drink in my face.

 

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Passport photo from my punk-rock rogue period.
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The 90s goatee, fake diamond earrig and round wire-rims jaded intellectual boho poser.
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In the Chelsea Hotel lobby, 1987 . I should have been a roadie for the Del Fuegos.
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Montreal, 2005: Sensitive ponytail man, wife Martha, and son Minh.
Yes, I really do kung fu, though I started late in life and nobody's ever going to mistake me for Yuen Biao. Now Minh (right), that's another story.
2008: Me, my son Minh, and Kirby the Puggle trying to take a webcam photo.
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Q: What are some of the subjects you've written about in your career?

 

    I started out freelancing because I wanted to be an investigative reporter / literary journalist, writing lengthy, serendipitious explorations of strange and troubling subjects. Thus, over the years, I dug into the enigmatic disappearance of a Chigago candy heiress, and the hardscrabble lothario and the chauffeur alternatively suspected of doing her in. I poked around in the close-lipped world of electronic countersurveillance experts,  hung out with members of the homophobic GOP's gay underground, and wrangled an interview with a secretive grain billionaire who was the confidant of dictators and presidents. I sniffed out dotcom penny-stock scam artists, and pieced together the strange last days of Bohemian sci-fi seer Philip K.Dick. I explored a woman's peculiar quest to convince the world that her long-dead father was the infamous Black Dahlia killer. I also researched and co-wrote, with my old friend Marty Smith, two books on American popular culture, Poplorica and Oops. I've also gotten heavily into the quick-hit immediacy of blogging and web journalism, which is most of what I do today.

 

 Q: Which was weirder, interviewing the chief swami of the Hare Krishna cult or the retired stewardess who once dated Lee Harvey Oswald?

 

   It was kind of a toss-up, really.

 

Q: Have you ever won any awards for your work?

 

    Oh, like I need the validation? Just bite my shiny metal ass, as Bender from Futurama says. BTW, hat's my favorite TV show, along with Breaking Bad. But if you must know, yes. I got second place in the "best writing" category of the California Newspaper Publishers Association awards in 1987, and was runner-up in the "writer of the year" category of the City and Regional Magazine Association awards in 1997. In 2004, one of my articles for the Los Angeles Times Magazine was selected on the list of best articles of the year by Rockcritics.com, whatever that is. I also made the all-star team in the McKeesport area parochial school league in 1971. I had a really good left-handed sky hook in those days.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Damn, I wish I still had this "Squirrels Gone Wild" t-shirt, but I misplaced it somewhere. If you know where I can get a replacement, write to me at  patrickjkiger@comcast.net